Today I’m getting excited all over Polish footballer Jakub Blaszczykowski. Born in Truskolasy, Silesian Voivodeship, Poland in 1985, Jakub (known also as “Kuba”) is a winger for the German Bundesliga club Borussia Dortmund. As I often preface when talking about my sports crushes, I couldn’t tell you whether he’s a good player or not or what his stats are. All I know is that after seeing him shirtless and running my finger over his abs in his picture, I know I’m a fan now. Considering he’s played football for quite a while, it’s always nice to find a guy that know how to handle a ball (or two). This 5’7”, 159 lbs stud could come play on my field any time.