“I mean, we won regionals for the first time since dinosaurs roamed the Earth and I still got a cherry icee facial.” — Santana

Will: “I get the three of you being on a team …”
Puck: “‘Cause two of them are Asians and one wears glasses?”

“You’re hunky and I’m what they call ‘predatory gay.'” — Sandy Ryerson

Terri: “I don’t hate Will Schuester.”
Sue: “But you do hate the glee club.”
Terri: “I do. And I do need a new hobby.”

“I am both awesome and unavailable at the same time.” — Holly

Rachel: “Can you define what you mean by ‘neglected artist?'”
Will: “Uhm, somebdoy whose brilliance isn’t always acknowledged.”
Rachel: “Ah, you mean someone like me?”

“Sandy, how do you manage to enter a building without setting off all fire alarms?” — Sue Sylvester

“Respect isn’t something you can ask for. You have to demand it.” — Lauren

“I heard Mariah makes appointments for 9 a.m. and shows up at 4 in the afternoon ’cause she knows people will wait.” — Lauren

“Ok, here’s what’s gonna go down – 2 choices. You stay here and I’ll crack one of your nuts – left or right – your choice. Or you walk away and live to be a douche another day. Oh, and another thing–I have razor blades hidden in my hair. Mhmm, tons of ’em. Just all up in there.” — Santana

“I spent three years sending hate mail to Debbie Gibson until she wrote me back and said that the stress of my letters was giving her alopecia and then I felt terrible because I realized it was just my jealousy that she could fill a mall with her adoring fans.” — Holly

“I would rather be a star than to be liked.” — Rachel Berry

“Aretha is my krypotnite.” — Sandy

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