Sam and Quinn, "Comeback" 2.13 GleeQuotes from episode 13 of season 2, “Comeback.”

“Yes losers, I’m committing Sue-icide.” — Sue Sylvester

“Will– you have more grease in your hair than the guy behind WikiLeaks!” — Sue Sylvester

“My dad always said there are two days to get a woman to love you–take their honey and rock n’ roll.” — Sam Evans

“Who’s more rock n’ roll than Justin Beiber? No one, that’s who.” — Sam Evans

“I wore a tank top today because I thought it was summer. No one ever taught me how to read a calendar.” — Brittany

“So sorry for not being sorry for interrupting.” — Sue to Emma and Will

Emma: “Sue should joint he glee club.”
Will: “I’m sorry?”
Sue: “Err… I’d rather be dead.”

“You’re lucky I left my blow gun at home, Airbags, ’cause I’ve got a clear shot at your nines.” — Sue to Santana

“Dude, that haircut makes your mouth look even bigger.” — Puck to Sam

“I gotta get that girl on my Cheerios.” — Sue about Sam

Brittany: “What’s that look called?”
Rachel: “‘Sexy school girl librarian chic’.”

“There’s only one “I” in “diva” and that I is me.” — Mercedes

“I have to get my cross-trainers. Wanna know why? ‘Cause I’m gonna be doin’ some runs.” — Mercedes

“Sweet Jesus, who bought tickets to crazy town?” — Mercedes

Sam: “We think this song is an anthem because everything the Bieber does is epic.”
Artie: “Truth!”

“I’m totally turned on by the Biebs … that is until I remember that he looks like he’s 12 and it’s kind of creepy.” — Lauren

“Mmm, Sammy Evans you are Biebalicious.” — Santana

Puck: “Can I touch your knockers now?”
Lauren: “Only if you wanna lose your hand. But you’re on your way.”

“Yeah, I know I’m hot enough to melt some butter but I want to be great.” — Lauren

“Most teachers think by cutting class I may improve my grades.” — Brittany

“And William – I don’t care how adorable those kids are; if I hear one song from that classic rock outfit Journey I will start pulling catheters.” — Sue Sylvester

“I mean, my carousel horse sweater should make me look like an institutionalized toddler but no – I look hot and smart. I feel like Michelle Obama.” — Santana

“Listen Rachel, I’m gonna give you some tough love right now. When people look at you they don’t see what you’re wearing. They see a cat getting its temperature taken then they start screaming.” — Brittany

“Here’s how I see it. I know I’m the hottest bitch in this joint. If I was a country my flag would be a fist giving the world the finger.” — Lauren

“No pocket lesbian Bieber hair!” — Sue Sylvester

“Oh Will, Charles Manson would have been a fun addition to your pack of losers.”

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