Glee "Silly Loove Songs"Quotes from episode 12 of season 2, “Silly Love Songs”:

Laruen Zizes: “You stare at me again and I’ll break your nuts. About those candies you gave me – they suck.”
Puck: “You ate all of them.”
Lauren: “I had to make sure they all sucked.”

“I would, however, pay $100 to jiggle one of his man boobs.” — Santana about Finn

Finn: “Do you ever get tired of tearing people down?”
Santana: “No,, not really.”

“Please, you people love me. I keep it real and I’m hilarious.” — Santana

“Maybe you’re right: maybe I am destined to play the title role in the Broadway musical version of Willow but the only job you’re going to have is working on a pole!” — Rachel to Santana

“You seriously think it’s that easy? I’m not desperate so if you really want this you best come correct ’cause I spell woman Z-I-Z-E-S. And I need to be wooed. You understand me? Woo.” — Lauren to Puck

“Sometimes you have to choose between love and talent.” — Mercedes

“You’re a real star and you need to shine.” — Finn to Rachel

Santana: “I won’t tell Lauren to look out for poachers who might mistake her for the endangered white rhino.”
Lauren: “I heard that. Don’t make me rip that weave out ‘yo head.”

“… Now get out of my way, please, before I’ze endz you.” — Santana before Lauren beats her up

“Wait, that’s weird. Quinn’s wearing her queen bitch smirk and Finn only wears that gassy infant look when he feels guilty about something. Holy sweet hell – they’re fooling around! I know what cheating looks like – I do it all the time.” — Santana

“Please. I’ve had mono so many times it turned into stereo.” — Santana

“I don’t think you’re ready for this jelly.” — Lauren

“That’s the thing about cheating: when you really love someone you’ll do anything to keep them safe.” — Finn

“It’s cool. My dad’s a drug addict so losers make me horny.” — Waitress to Puck

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