Like last week, I’m still a bit hung up on how hot French soccer players are. Today I’m crushin’ hard on Yoann Gourcuff because people, this man is gorgeous. Like … model-level, deity, made in the vision and likeness of God, hot! He was born in 1986 in Ploemeur, France. This 6’1” tall French hottie currently plays for Lyon in Ligue 1. He’s played in a few positions including midfielder and attacking midfielder. I’ve definitely got a few positions I’d like to try out with him but that’s all for a later time.